If you’ve ever ignored a warning sign and instantly regretted it, Don’t Mess With Bober is about to make that fear very real. The first-person survival horror title launches March 13, 2026 for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S, bringing its strange blend of tension and dark humor to consoles. The game puts players in the role of Matthew, who escapes the chaos of city life for a quiet break at a friend’s cabin. It sounds peaceful enough—until a nearby sign offers a very specific warning: don’t mess with the beaver. One careless mistake…