Prepare to destroy your thumbs and your relationships—because Paddle Paddle Paddle is splashing onto Steam for PC on July 25, priced at just $4.99 / €4.99. Brought to you by Assemble Entertainment and indie dev Zoroarts, this physics-based rowing adventure is equal parts hilarious, punishing, and strangely addictive. Described as a “fun (probably frustrating)” blend of single-player and co-op boat-rowing chaos, Paddle Paddle Paddle throws you into a frantic river ride packed with obstacles, hazards, speed boosts, and physics that are kind of like real-life rowing… but also not really. What’s Waiting Downstream? Wacky Physics-Based Paddling – It’s like real…